Wednesday, March 22

There she goes, with her porn...

*caution, this post is not for the morally squeamish, or those who live in or around Utah County*

A couple years ago, I subscribed to Cosmopolitan. This guy from my singles ward showed up at the house one day to hang out with my roommate. He looks at the magazine sitting on the coffee table, looks at me and makes some comment about how inappropriate he thought it was. I told him he didn't have to read it, but in my head it sounded more like.. "There's the door you taco smelling dumb ass. Don't come into my house and pass judgement on me when you don't know me from any of the other 6 billion people on the planet!"

I just thought of that when I bought the latest edition today.
(Not to mention the title of this post will up my search engine numbers.) Im a page count whore!

1 comment:

Abel said...

not that there's anythign wrong with living in Utah County....