Saturday, August 19

yeah, I know long time.

I HATE it when that happens! finish the post and the dumb computer loses it.. you would think I would learn..

Anyway, cant really do the internet thing at work these days. I screwed up on something that cost the company thousands of dollars. Yeah, kinda like my car..... so, being under the microscope, I dont want to press my luck.

Funny story of the week:
Planned this great dinner...Brazilian Stroganoff. My favorite dish from the mish. Problem: the man doesnt care for mushrooms. Being the great, accomodating girlfriend that I am, I threw a frozen pizza in the oven.
So, how the H did I burn the pizza?! Yeah, 28 and I play like Im 16, learning to cook for the first time. Moral of the story? Dont ever brag up how great a cook you are. That way, there are no expectations that you will actually get to eat dinner. Effing frozen pizzas anyay....

2 comments:

Broadway Baby said...

Watch out for those frozen pizzas. they'll sneak up and bite you in the A when you least expect it. By the way, you know fwoom? Weird. Small world.

fwoom said...

Yeah, I learned a long time ago never to brag about myself. I tend to talk about how crappy I am, because it sets expectations pretty low. That way, if I fail, no one is surprised. And when I am wildly successful, people just think I'm humble.

It's all about the under-promise and over-deliver.